We have all been there before, you have finally slaved
through the phone calls, long texts, and date. Or you just met in the club and
was on the other side of drunk. Now you find yourself in the bedroom, clothes
coming off and temperature rising…and then someone gets the idea that there
couldn’t be a better time for an interview. Here are some questions that are an
absolute NO NO in bed.
1. When last did you have se_x?
Firstly, why are you even asking this question now? And who
in their honest mind would tell you they had se_x only twelve hours ago if that
were the case? For girls, it is almost standard practice to reply this question
in months and not even weeks. Just be happy you’re getting it now and stop
asking security questions like government officials.
2. Have you done this before?
Mara why? Seriously? This one come up more during one nig_ht
stands. For men it isn’t always a big deal, thanks to the societal acceptance
of male se_xual adventure. For women on the other hand, some will even tell you
straight away ‘usually I don’t do this’, which begs the question how frequent
is “unusually”. To circumvent this, some women just straight up tell you they
have never done this before. Either way, asking anyone if they have done
anything se_xual before during the act is just a NO NO.
3. Am I the best you’ve ever had?
Bro, you could have stopped at ‘do you like this di_ck?’
Babe you could have stopped at ‘is this pu_ssy good.’ Please in your most
sensual voice possible. But you had to make it a JAMB question. To start with,
this is a bit of a trick question because the only acceptable answer is an
emphatic YES. But on the flip side now the guy/girl is thinking about other
great encounters they have had and don’t be surprise if you pale in comparison
because the last person didn’t bore them with interview question.
4. So you brought a cond_om? You came thinking you would get
some…
Really….like really? Firstly, everyone should always have
raincoat on them if there is even the smallest possibility of se_x…and just as
a habit you would have one wherever you go. You never know when your hormones
would choose to betray you. As a guy I cannot think of any situation that is a
bigger turn-off than this most dreaded of question. Can you just be happy at
least one of us was thinking about safety here and being a responsible adult.
And ladies please, you are just as responsible for your protection as the guy
so please add a condom to the list of infinity you stash in your handbags.
5. Is it in yet…
Is it in?My sister,this question is just a total turnoff !
