With a few days remaining to the general election, you
should be ready to see wonders. Politics sycophants are doing anything for
attention. Be it undressing and walking around wailing, dancing to that Vindu
Vichenjanga, Nasa Tibim or Uhuru Tano as if they have hit a jackpot, Kenyans
are not afraid.
Some are saying they will not engage in coitus till their
prefered candidate wins. SMH
Everyone wants to be seen. Could it be a way of attracting
voters?
Well, a middle aged Kenyan man brought Garissa town to a
standstill yesterday after he climbed on top of the street light pole and vowed
to come down only if Raila Amolo Odinga alias Baba wins the presidential seat
come August 8.
“I WILL
NOT COME DOWN UNTIL BABA RAILA OMOLO ODINGA IS SWORN IN AS THE 5TH PRESIDENT OF
THE REPUBLIC OF KENYA”
So he isn’t going to
vote?
Kenyans have reacted to this
and here is what they had to say;
Edwin: Let
him weit ujinga wa kuzaliwa unakuwanga tu ivo , nkt!!!!!
Denz: Pungusa
bangi
Evans: Anafikiria
kuna polling station hpo juu!!!hhaaa!jamaa hana kura
Madina: Don’t
pay any attention to him he will come down by himself vile alipanda
FRANCIS: HUYO JAMAA HANA KURA.
Maina: Mwambie Ashuke On 7th Tuchague Baba Alafu
Arundi
Midamba: Mwambie
aache bangi mbichi…
Abdalla: Ama
tell him ni tarehe nane aende apige kura halafu arudi juu ategee swearing
TITUS: MAJAMAA WAWILI WAPANDE POLE POLE NA NGAZI JUU
WAKIWA NA NYAUNYO WAMNYORESHA MPAKA WATOE UJINGA NA ULEVI KWA AKILI.
HUYU NA WALE WA KUHANG JUU YA NDEGE AKILI NI SAWA.
WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE COMPETING TO BREAK GOOD RECORDS IN GUINNESS OTHERS ARE BREAKING RECORDS ZA UJINGA. MUNGU SAIDIA KENYA.
HUYU NA WALE WA KUHANG JUU YA NDEGE AKILI NI SAWA.
WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE COMPETING TO BREAK GOOD RECORDS IN GUINNESS OTHERS ARE BREAKING RECORDS ZA UJINGA. MUNGU SAIDIA KENYA.