Nairobi is a beautiful city
full of hundreds of estates. But did you know that people who stay in these
estates have different characteristics from guys in other areas like say
Mombasa city?
Well, here are
characteristics of people who stay in various Nairobi estates. Go through them
and enjoy:
1. KIBERA
Hooligans,
fanatics, clever fools, idol worship, ujinga, ushamba anything negative resides
here. Hapa kila…
2. PIPELINE
They
all work in Industrial Area.
3. MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI, UHURU ETC ETC
All
those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they have 3 or 4 children
and they still live with their parents.
4. KIAMBU
Hapa
utapata watoto wa superheroes, president, ministers, ICC coaches and they’ve
super ladies trained to kill their husbands in future once he accumulates
wealth to a specific proportion!!!!!
5. EASTLEIGH
You
can buy anything you want here, they are so good they can clone your mother as
long as you have cash. People here are totally unhygienic, nyama hushikwa
na miguu ikikatwa, mate yanarusharushwa ovyo ovyo
6. NGARA
Student
centre …..hapa ukitaka kuona dame Masai, Borana, Oromo utapata… Students
everywhere.
7. ZIMMERMAN
All
prostitutes, strippers and single mothers live here.
8. UMOJA
All
alcoholics live here, infact there are more bars in Umoja than shops.
9. DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA
Role
models here are thugs and conductors, in fact here the more you get arrested
the bigger your celebrity status. The more cat shoes and silver chains you wear
…the more your celebrity status. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily.
10. KARIOBANGI
The
home of all counterfeits, they are so good at this that they even made their
own currency…. BANGLA Pesa.
11. KAWANGWARE
Home
of busaa and very tight security as all the neighbours are in the security
industry – Ni Masoulja (Wochmende)
12. BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM, LANGATA, SOUTH B AND SOUTH
C
All
these are Runda’s wannabe. Hapa kizungu ni mingi na mtu akiingia kwa nyumba
anaongea Kiswahili ama mother tongue.
