1) A stingy man’s ideal date is at your home. Where you can
catch a movie, you will prepare tea for him with lots of your popcorn. He does
this so that he doesn’t pay for a movie ticket or buy you coffee.
2) When his girlfriend or wife asks for some cash, he takes
88 earth years to give them or decline to give the cash. It doesn’t matter
whether he has the money or not, he is just stingy.
3) Even at gun point, he can never buy drinks for his
buddies. He is the one bought everything for every time.
4) Stingy men like shopping at the local kiosk. He argues
that everything that is in the supermarket is at the duka opposite the house.
He is just afraid that his woman can do impulse buying.
5) Whether its end month or he has just picked a billion
dollars, he can never take a taxi. He insists it’s a waste of money. It doesn’t
matter whether it’s necessary or not, he just doesn’t do cabs.
6) He also prefers long walks as a way of bonding with his
loved one. He insists that it’s good to see nature in its goodness than to
spend time in noisy clubs or crowded places.
7) He never gives his folks money. He never supports his
siblings. He insists that he needs to develop himself. He is forever broke and
lacking personal development.
8) When his woman asks for airtime, he can’t send her Mpesa
or give her a small amount of 500 Bob or 1000 Bob. He will give her the exact
amount or refuse to give her cash.
9) He believes going for holiday is a reserve for the rich.
He has never thought of saving for a holiday retreat.
10) It is very rare for his girlfriend to find some loose
change in his pocket. He is very careful with every cent he has.
