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24 Aug 2017

Moto Wa Kuotea Mbali! Dear Kenyan Women, Here Is How To Tell If The Man Hitting On You Is A FISI

Kenyan Team Mafisi


It’s always the dream of every woman to have that Prince Charming in her life. But ladies, did you know that not all these men who come your way are angels/saints? Some of them are agents of Satan sent from hell to destroy your life.
In short, am asking, “Do you really vet the men who come into your life?”
Well, what women should know is that not every man you’ll meet is heaven sent, some are just thirsty mafisis who want to waste your time.
Well, here is how to tell that the man hitting on you is a FISI:
1.     He is always inviting you to his house
With the many number of entertainment joints, recreational centres, hotels and even city council benches dotted in every corner of the CBD, why would a man invite you to his house? Dear women, if he ever asks you to visit him at his house please run for your safety! He will start by saying,
“..HUKU KWETU MATATU HUISHA BY 8 PM, NITALALA KWA KITI WE ULALE KWA BE..”
If he tells you such, just know this man wants to smash you.
2. Keeps on telling you how he loves children
He is either a single bachelor or a dead beat dad. A fisi will tell you how he loves children and would like to have one with you yet in the real sense its only nunu he wants. Ladies, if you ever meet such a man, don’t entertain him.
3. He buys you more alcohol than you can finish to get your drunk and have you
fisi will do anything to get a woman. He will spend on her knowing that he will get ‘something’ in return. If you ever go out with a man who buys you more alcohol than you can drink please run for your life honey! Such men will wait until you black out and carry you to their bed singing to some corrupted version of Uninyunyuzie Maji song.
4. He never picks your phone call because he is probably with someone else. He insists on calling you back
If you thought Satan was dead, wait until you meet a fisi especially if he is handsome. These type of species will have a string of women he lies to on a daily basis. He is always busy when you call him and would rather call back. In case you video call him and he doesn’t pick or goes to the bathroom to talk to for a second, my dear sister dump him like rancid porridge. He is definitely cheating on you.
5. He is always Inviting you for movies
If a man is always inviting you for movies just know that one day he will demand to be paid in kind. Talk of fattening the cow before the slaughter.
6. He always keeps on asking how your female friends are doing even though he is hitting on you!
Chances of him sleeping with your friends are very high. What are you still waiting for?
Dear women, if he has any of the above characteristics please run for your safety. You can still get that God fearing, church going, faithful man who is ready to settle down.





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