Welcome to the new age. Where everybody wakes up and
decides to put up a church. They all have funny names too.
Well, if you think we are joking, then take a ride with us.
Well, if you think we are joking, then take a ride with us.
1. Run For Your Life Ministry
It seems this church is trying to tell you to run for
your life when you see it but people are obviously blind and do not really deep
into the meaning. As the saying goes, “he who runs, lives to fight another
day”.
2. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigade Ministry
We don’t know whether this is actually the name of a
church or a military base, only God knows.
Tithe and Offering Bible Church of God
This one is direct, no wahala!! You should know what to
do when you get there, it’s right in your face.
4. Satan in Trouble Ministries
Obviously!
5. Guided Missile Church
Now this is a war zone and you must prepare for war whenever
you’re going to church
7. Healing Tsunami Ministries
We’re wondering how this church intends using a Tsunami
to heal? Do they even know what that is?
8. The Ministry of Unclad Wire
We swear, the pastor of this church is an Electrician…
9. High Tension Church
And this one probably works at the hospital
10. Target Church
You should know you’re the target if you’re a member of this church and your pocket is the bull’s eye.
10. Target Church
You should know you’re the target if you’re a member of this church and your pocket is the bull’s eye.
