Dear women, if you visit his
SQ – servants quater – in Umoja please make sure you are at your best
behaviour.
Do not
eat a lot, demand for things he can’t afford, talk to neighbours and even
unleash the devil in you during sex. Uma pillow prissss.
If you
are receiving the msolokombo, don’t scream as if you’re are a mourner for
hire. Moan like a normal human being who is enjoying. No one wants to dance to
your tunes…
An embarrassed Kenyan man has
left social media users in stitches after screenshots of conversations between
him and his girlfriend surfaced. It starts with the woman asking the man why he
has been silent since their last meeting and his response will leave you
rolling on the floor.
“YAAANI
TANGU SUNDAY HUBONGI,” READ THE LADY’S TEXT.
Here is the man’s response
“WAS SOO PISSED OFF WITH YOU EVEN
IF YOU WERE A VIRGIN UPIGE NDURU PLOTI HIVO NA NI KIDOLE TU PEKEE NAEKA?”
Here are the screenshots:
