Famous funny man and corporate MC Jalas also known as
Jalango sent the internet to a frenzy on Monday, December 4 after asking his
fans to resist December holidays.
The comedian stated that December was just a ploy to rip off
unsuspecting members of the middle class.
Jalango advised his fans to avoid building castles in the
air and lying to people that they were rich while they were in fact deep in
debt.
He joked that employers pay their employees early during
Decembers like bankers causing them to waste their money on unnecessary
expenditure.
He further reiterated that middle class men were gullible
and often tried to show off wealth that they did not really have.
“December is a trap. They will pay you early like a banker.
They will give you leave till January. Your pretentious middle class self will
want to turn up every single day of that leave. And you will want to show us on
Instagram. Tutajua hatujui. You will want to hire a 4×4 to go impress jo gweng.”
he penned.
Jalango further explained that people of the middle class
often fail to state that they are deep in debt and hire cars whenever they
visit the villages to portray a false lifestyle.
“(NRM for those people in shagz who think you’re a god just
because umetoka Nairobi. Hawajui tu venye uko na madeni hii Nairobi). You will
forget that the money you’re given on 15/12/2017 inafaa kukupeleka mpaka 65th
January, 2018. Sit down boy childs and slay queens and listen to me:
RESIST
middleclassness. While other slay queens and boy childs are filling up your
timeline in Dec with #IssaParty and #WeOutchea hashtags, you just cook chapat,
eat and sleep. THEN in January when they are all jamming Mkopa and KCB,” he
continued.
Jalango had shocked his fans in November 2017 when he
demanded his baby mama to conduct a DNA test on their child before he could
dish out any money for upkeep.
